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🤍 Sleek frosted glass design with a raw maple wooden lid
🤍 Natural wax (no dyes) blend of apricot and coconut from renewable sources
🤍 Phthalate-free fragrance oils for a cleaner burn
🤍 Eco-friendly FSC-certified wooden wick for a soft crackling effect (the fragrance free candle is a cotton wick)
🤍 11oz/ 312g vessel with approx. 50-hour burn time
🤍 Individually hand-poured
🤍 Designed by The Sweetest Harvest.
For EU compliance information, please see our EU Authorised Representative here.




- Trim the wooden wick to 1/8 inch before each burn
- Keep the wax pool clear of debris
- Always use a heat-resistant candle holder on a sturdy surface
- Burn in a well-ventilated room, no more than 3 hours at a time
- Let the candle cool for 2 hours before relighting
- Never leave unattended or near flammable objects
- Use a candle snuffer for safe extinguishing.
This candle is made-to-order, not mass-produced. We only create it once you place an order, helping cut down on overproduction and unnecessary waste.
Poured with a natural apricot and coconut wax blend from renewable sources, and finished with an FSC-certified wooden wick for a soft crackle (fragrance-free candles use a cotton wick).
Intentional, low-waste and made to be burned with purpose.
